parkingstrange:

Charlie, our daughter, a product of two people who met on tumblr, very much a tumblr princess.

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1 day ago
mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

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1 month ago

if countries were students

Australia:The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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500567
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1 month ago

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

image

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216925
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1 month ago

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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1 month ago

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

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1 month ago

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(via letsalldance)

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2 months ago